The Zoo

There was once my mate called Dave and he wanted to be a zoo keeper and in a while he got the job so he went to the head zoo keeper and the head zoo keeper said "there is one rule that you had to to follow that is any animal that you have under your control you have to pay for" so Dave said " ok"so he went of to the finch cage by accident he knocked over a finch it died so he remembered what the keeper said so they were 50 pounds each!!!So he chucked them in the lions cage then he went to the chimps cage....There were 2 chimps in a tyre witch was held up by a chain but the chain snapped and the 2 chimps died.He remembered they were 500 pounds each!!!!So he chucked them in the lion's cage.Then he said im going to take a ride in the tractor but then he hit a bees hive and they died by getting mushed up in the tractor blade.He remembered they cost 10 pounds each.So he chucked them in the lions cage.Then a new lion came and said what do you eat here?Well i've had finch,chimps and mushy bees!!!!!!!!!!!!!